it's christmas and over 70% of the population is wearing leggings!

beloved west coast
where green is more green
and fire is passion
my soul longs for your air
and the fish that inhabit your loins
please bless me with gin
so that my journey is filled with magic
and rum filled chocolates

Oh Santa!
Your beard was once white
But now it's the color of money
At least your reindeer are well fed

Dear Jesus!
Although your birthday is in september
And I sin several times an hour
I still remember that your father
started the universe at noonon october 23rd, 4004 B.C

Hello Louis!Your punishment for writing drunken blogs
Depends on how much gin is left in the bottle in the morning
Please stop playing guitar
So that the rest of the world can rediscover silence
Although blue is not the color of snow
Many people wait for the moondance

LONG TERM HOROSCOPE FOR EVERYONE
Before you die, you will fall and realize that it's not so bad down there.
Right before you live, your toes will tingle with anticipation.
If you forsake the sun, It will forgive you.
Please try to convert matter into NRG and vice versa.

Puzzles

Here are 2 of the ways to make a puzzle.

1) Find a blank sheet. Draw a picture on it based on how it makes you feel. Glue the picture to a piece of cardboard. Cut out puzzle pieces.

2) Glue a blank sheet to a sheet of cardboard. Cut it into little pieces. Draw a picture on each piece based on how it makes you feel.

Pictures from the Great White North

Fractal peaches

Some people enjoy reality, some people prefer dreams....other people try to combine both of them into something new and exciting. Louis Rosenthal thinks that he has tried all three of these options and is currently favoring reality (for its complexity, unpredictability, beauty and difficulty).

Look on a map. Choose one out of a million peach orchards. Go to that orchard and examine each one of the thousand peach trees growing there. After deciding on a favorite, climb into that sucker, pull out your magnifying glass and figure out which of those peaches is for you. Eat it.

Yum.

There is no equivalent experience or memory in a dream....there simply is not enough information in the brain to provide you with this many choices.

Prove me wrong....

p.s. there is no symbolism or other funny stuff in this article

Conservation of reality

Conservation of reality implies that you cannot quantify or rationalize anything without creating or discovering another thing which is irrational or unexplainable.

Scientists, theologists, lovers, musicians, meteorologists and everyone else is pretty well acquainted with this one.

The best selling book of all time

The spiritual survival guide for those living in the deserts of Arabia 1500 years ago


All I want for christmas is a binary clock



I wonder who got to clean up all the shit?


Doth not even nature itself teach you, that if a man hath long hair, it is a shame unto him?
- I Corinthians 6:14

In some towns, drawing a picture of a duck will get you eternity in hell

"Go up, my warriors, against the land of Merathaim and against the people of Pekod. Yes, march against Babylon, the land of rebels, a land that I will judge! Pursue, kill, and completely destroy them, as I have commanded you," says the LORD. "Let the battle cry be heard in the land, a shout of great destruction". (Jeremiah 50:21-22 NLT)