it's christmas and over 70% of the population is wearing leggings!

beloved west coast
where green is more green
and fire is passion
my soul longs for your air
and the fish that inhabit your loins
please bless me with gin
so that my journey is filled with magic
and rum filled chocolates

Oh Santa!
Your beard was once white
But now it's the color of money
At least your reindeer are well fed

Dear Jesus!
Although your birthday is in september
And I sin several times an hour
I still remember that your father
started the universe at noonon october 23rd, 4004 B.C

Hello Louis!Your punishment for writing drunken blogs
Depends on how much gin is left in the bottle in the morning
Please stop playing guitar
So that the rest of the world can rediscover silence
Although blue is not the color of snow
Many people wait for the moondance

LONG TERM HOROSCOPE FOR EVERYONE
Before you die, you will fall and realize that it's not so bad down there.
Right before you live, your toes will tingle with anticipation.
If you forsake the sun, It will forgive you.
Please try to convert matter into NRG and vice versa.