Misery is the River of the World

So Quebec wants to seperate for no reason at all, Alberta wants to be torn from Canada because they are the greediest bastards in the country. All the people building cars are whining because they are going to lose their shitty overpaid factory slave jobs. Fuck'em all. That what you get for believing in a country. There are no free people anywhere except for the the people that realize that being free is not having anyone else impose their idea of freedom. So I guess that you are free until you realize you are a shitty cog in a big shitstorm of cogs that are badly lubricated then you have the choice of becoming an outlaw or to become a cog in a better lubricated part of the machine. I guess lubrication in this case symbolizes money. Whoever is big enough to know all the workings of the machine doesn't really give a two shits about our scrawny epiphanies because he feeds our addictions to toothpaste, lotion, sushi, tights, beer, music, internet, crack, shoe selection, 28 different flavors of gum etc......so fuck this messy anguished existence....I'm going to live on a boat where the influence of that bastard in charge is diluted by the influence of the weather, the tides....maybe get eaten by a big whale pinnochio style. HA

Misery is the River of the World by Tom Waits

The higher that the monkey can climb
The more he shows his tail
Call no man happy 'till he dies
There's no milk at the bottom of the pail
God builds a church
The devil builds a chapel
Like the thistles that are growing
'round the trunk of a tree
All the good in the world
You can put inside a thimble
And still have room for you and me
If there's one thing you can say
About Mankind
There's nothing kind about man
You can drive out nature with a pitch fork
But it always comes roaring back again
Misery's The River Of The World
Misery's The River Of The World
Misery's The River Of The World
For want of a bird
The sky was lost
For want of a nail
A shoe was lost
For want of a life
A knife was lost
For want of a toy
A child was lost
Misery's The River Of The World
Misery's The River Of The World
Everybody Row! Everybody Row!
Misery's The River Of The World
Misery's The River Of The World
Everybody Row! Everybody Row!
Everybody Row! Everybody Row!
Everybody Row!