Joke time

Hello, what do you get when you cross a rabbit, deer and saber-tooth tiger?




A MUSK deer of course. One of gods unwanted children that humans could be successful in eliminating. As humans, we keep harvesting these poor guys for their scent glands, because we stink and they smell awesome. How long will they avoid extinction?

Jesus - the mediocre hero

ahh back to my good friend jesus... Humans are supposed have infinite love for him because he sacrificed his life for our salvation. So Jesus, tired of living on this stinky, disease ridden, hateful, poorly governed and doomed ball of mostly oxygen and silicon, goes to heaven for a live full of perfection, eternity, angels and harp music . Some would say he made no sacrifice since his living conditions improved dramatically after he died. If the whole point of being a human is to earn a place in heaven, and Jesus always had a spot saved, then i CANNOT take his "sacrifice" seriously or spend any time thanking him for getting to heaven as fast as he could. hopefully some devout christians can respond to this and enlighten me...

the disfigured star

finally the predictability of my life has been usurped and my entire being has been shaken down to the very core. my first real glimpse into self-destruction..beautiful, savage, unrelenting. i could never be honest enough to give up completely to the dark thoughts that skip through the psyche like a thousand flat rocks reaching towards eternity.
i've also realized that i like writing stuff that sounds deep, poetic and intelligent but really means nothing. this could be due to the fact that i fail to grasp the meaning of meaning (video camera taping the same television that is projecting what the camera is taping). and while i'm at it, here are several other concepts whose implications are so far reaching that a mere human such as myself could never hope to become their master.
1)truth
2)love
3)eternity
4)1000000000 (one billion - more than you think)
5)turbulence
6)infinite length in a finite area
7)the fine line between moderation and excess
8)the difference between god and the perfect equation
9)music

thats all for now, this list is actually endless (hahahaha) so i will stop now that I am aware of the futility