colors

Let me ask myself a question.
If i was a color which one would it be.
If i say white, then i become almost omnipotent, if i am red i get to be muscle cars and facial acne and even the cover of my dictionary, yellow gives the the sun, chicken noodle soup etc..
i pick blue, for the color of the ocean
Surf or Die

Today, i am live from Guatemala city, online to get a break from the pollution. On the chicken bus coming here today, all of a sudden my brain realized why the Bible will never cut it for me. I read it weeks ago, so i guess some algorithms in my subconscious have been going at it ever since. "For want of humor my faith was lost". There are no jokes in the bible. I even tried finding some jokes that i'd missed on google but this is the best i could come up with. Didn't even crack a smile.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_244.html

I would seem to me that God in all his infinity would have a couple knee slappers in there but it's more serious, talking about death and rape and ressurection. My God needs to have fun sometimes too.

Quote of the post :"What do you believe in?" "Ha-ha, ho-ho and hee-hee."
- Sissy and The Chink in Tom Robbins' "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues"

Synonyms

Once again in San pedro guatemala.
Fact of the post : Good has the most synonyms in the english language with 380, according to reliable sources

Quote of the post : "The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide." -- Kurt Vonnegut

I have recently read books about cowboys and corporate executives, i'd way rather be a cowboy.