One divided by evolution

This a story i freestyled for Amber, who demanded a story to cure her boredom. I am well aware that this scenario is ludacris. If you don't like it, please leave comments!

At some point in time, there were 5 men who had a sacred mission from god. God blessed these men with sculpted abs and beautiful features. Together, these men formed the slutbusters. Their purpose was to promote promiscuity amongst women in a hopeless effort to increase the amount of babies being born in developed nations"

With the help of their perfect bodies and eternal each man laid with hundreds of thousands of women a day for thousands of years until eventually the whole population of humans was beautiful but retarded from incest.

EPILOGUE

As a result of this lowered cognitive capacity, humans abandoned their roost in office towers and moved into tree-based dwellings. Humans also let their hair grow and began to take the shape of their primeval ancestors. The earth became greener, genocides were lost and the sex was better than ever.

the END